Used Suzuki GSXR 1000 k9 (not yamaha/honda/ktm/aprilla/BMW)

Seller Description

There comes a point in every man’s life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $9200 you too may become a bad ass. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of life.

I stole this motorcycle from Chuck Norris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I also tore off his arm and signed the title with it to my name from him, so it is all legit and legally mine to sell now.
I am in no rush to part ways with this prized beast of a bike. So please If you PM me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $9200 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you have seen her in person. If you think you can PM me and ask me to sell if for less, you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the face because that is what I might do, and you are most likely a sissy and not worthy of this amazing piece of machinery. If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop you in the face.
This bike pulls harder than a 14-year-old boy that just discovered his dads vintage picture mag collection. Just ask the Maryborough police highway patrol officer that got upset and tried arresting me because I beat him in a race (poor sportsmanship if you ask me).
If you believe that you can handle such immense power and responsibility that comes with owning such a sleek machine send me a message. Or you asked your wife if you could buy a Bike and she replied to you “do whatever the f#%k you want” (we both know that’s not going to go down well but not my problem) Send me a message or for you younger kids that have just got your license to get out of those training wheels and put some big boys pants on and feel you are ready to fend of the amount of p#@@y that this machine will bring you get on the phone and dial now to organise a meet and greet with your new mistress Electra!
The bike has/comes with,
6 months rego and RWC
Rear seat cowl, Rear seat & back pegs (not currently attached)
Power commander 5
M4 exhaust
GSXR bling
Michelin power super sports 2CT tyres 85% tread left
Chain lube and cleaner
High performance K&N air filter with brand new hiflow filter as a spare
Just been serviced new oil, oil filter, brake fluid & sparkplugs 80ks ago
ASV unbreakable leavers
20606 kms
$9200 Less
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